A woman once said to me, "Joseph, I like you, but sometimes you can be a real P.I.G." While this revelation didn't prevent me from losing interest in her after about a month of heady fornication, her wise words stuck with me even after I had forgotten most of her name.
Friends, there comes a time in every manly man's life in which he must cast ambiguity to the wind, speak with conviction, take a stand, and never look back. "God blesses the mind too small to doubt." If ever there was a slogan that more perfectly encapsulated what it means to be a Politically Incorrect Gentleman, then it probably was written in Latin and just doesn't sound as cool in English.
It is with this in mind that I am proud to introduce "P.I.G. in a Blanket," the go-to guide for Politically Incorrect Gentlemen the world over.